75. Keeps you off drugs.
74. You'll have a better chance to get a job as a French pastry Chef.
73. If yoga uses up 200 calories an hour, doesn't stretching in bed use up about the same?
72. There are more important things to think about then dieting.
71. Getting a makeover will make everyone think you've lost weight.
70. An order of bouillabaisse at a French restaurant is diet food compared to the quiche.
69. It's the defective three way mirrors in the store.
68. You were too thin 20 years ago.
67. Hot chocolate with peppermint Ice cream.
66. Your shoes are still the same size.
65. Too many girls put too much emphasis on being thin. Show them the error of their ways.
64. There's a reason that its not over til the Fat Lady sings.
63. Brushing your teeth uses up to 30 calories a day
62. Who can watch Napoleon Dynamite without eating tater tots?
61. How many salads can you eat in one lifetime?
60. Weight Watchers would go out of business, and you don't want to hurt the economy.
59. Experts say to eat peanut butter. I just dip it in chocolate to help it go down.
58. Fifty thousand women who went on a low fat diet for three years lost on average, 2 pounds. So what?
57. Dieting brings out wrinkles
56. Banana bread without butter is gross.
55. Romance novels have started to feature large, beautiful women as heroines.
54. You just need a nap, not a diet.
53. You've come to love your "before" picture.
52. Vacuum and dusting burns 200 calories a hour.
51. You got rid of all your toxic friends who made you want to eat all the time.
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Nice catch up!!
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